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Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
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If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !
Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !
MORAL .
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...
KAMEENA
Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.
GEO KAMEEENO
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Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston
Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai
! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
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Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,
Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
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The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...
"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
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Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
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My Life Funda
How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
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Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.
Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
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Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
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Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
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Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
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Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
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Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
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