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A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
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Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,
Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Zabt karo to behtar hai,
Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,
Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,
Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,
Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
327 chars (3 sms)
Life is 3"EEE"
Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
154 chars (1 sms)
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,
His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?
Boy:Yes,i am.
Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
245 chars (2 sms)
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
169 chars (2 sms)
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
145 chars (1 sms)
Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.
102 chars (1 sms)
Mohabat Mohabat ki tarha kar k to dekho,
Chahat Chahat ki tarha kar k to dekho,
KHUDA bhi mil jayega tumko ek din,
Ibadat Ibadat ki tarha kar k to dekho.
156 chars (1 sms)
Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,
Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,
Roshni lene waley kya jaane,
Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.
168 chars (2 sms)
Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"
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Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday
Sardar :
13th Oct
Interviewer :
Which Year ?
Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
134 chars (1 sms)
Your B”thday Is A Day Set Aside Just To Celebrate You,
A Day To Shower You With Attention And Appreciate Your
Gudness And Warmth, In My Own,I Celebrate You The Rest
Of The Year,Too For You Are A Very Rare Person And Special
Friend And I Thank You For Being The Wonderful Part Of My World..
Happy B”thday My 4ever Friend..
326 chars (3 sms)
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well….
169 chars (2 sms)
Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,
Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,
“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,
Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.
304 chars (2 sms)