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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
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Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Hogya
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FARAZ
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Jab Kam Wali Masi Ny Kaha
Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo..
114 chars (1 sms)
Nigahen Us Pe Parti Hain
Jis Se Kuch Ta’aluk Ho “Faraz”
Har Shakhs Mohabat Ki Nigah
Se Dekha Nahi Jata….!
107 chars (1 sms)
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?
Shopkeepar: Haan hai.
Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
147 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
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Tumse mumkin ho to rok lo saansein hamari,
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Dil jo dharkega to tum yaad aaogy.
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Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,
Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
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2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
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A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.
108 chars (1 sms)
Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,
Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,
Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,
Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.
398 chars (3 sms)
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
162 chars (2 sms)
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
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Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,
Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,
Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,
Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,
Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,
Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,
Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,
Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,
KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,
Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,
Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,
Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
434 chars (3 sms)
macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.
159 chars (1 sms)
A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
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