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Best error message of the century.....!!!!
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My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
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GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
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Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
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*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
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I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
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Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
Or
Na bhi gire to?
1 laat hum denge.
:-D
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Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
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Jab koi baat bigad jae
jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL
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Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
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