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"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
228 chars (2 sms)
Us naal dosti kadhi na rakhiyo jinu apne ute ghuroor hove,
Maa baap Nu bura na kahiyo, chahe lakh unhan da kasoor hove,
Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo,
chahe lakh chehre te noor hove,
Oh Bulliya mohabbat sirf uthe kariyo jithe piyaar nibhawan da dastoor hove . . .
272 chars (2 sms)
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.
year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen
year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi
year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai
year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:
467 chars (3 sms)
Apni Kharabiyo’n Ko Pas-E-Pusht Daal Kr…
Har Shakhs Keh Raha Hy Zamana Khrab Hy…
82 chars (1 sms)
pathan went for interview
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
611 chars (4 sms)
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
127 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.
210 chars (2 sms)
Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow
3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
168 chars (2 sms)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
Four candles were talking to each other
1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"
Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)
438 chars (3 sms)
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
355 chars (3 sms)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
Barishon k mosam me,
Usay yaad karne ki,
Aadtein purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha tha,
Aadtein badal dalein
Phr khyal aya k,
Aadtein badalne se
Barishein nahi rukti...........
171 chars (2 sms)
girl- what kind of dream do you have
about your wedding..?
boy- in which i m your groom...
awww...? ?
102 chars (1 sms)
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
111 chars (1 sms)