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Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.
Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.
1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.
2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
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Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
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Mat baha ansoo be kadron k liya
faraz….
Jo kadar karte hain kabhi roney
nahi dete!
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Khaas they kabhi nazroon mein kisi k hum bhi shayad,
Magar nazron k taqazay badalney mein dair kahan lagti hai
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1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
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Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
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Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay
Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha
Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi
MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se
Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
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'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES
1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]
2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]
3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]
4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
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Le Kar Sitaron Ko Ye Raat ayi Hy
Ankhon Men Hazaron Khwab Layi Hy
In Khwabon Men Tum Chupky Se Kho Jao
Off Karo Light Or Dheery Se So jao
*GOOD NiGHT
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Ab na ho Qabool to Qismat ki baat hai ?
Aameen Keh rahain hain Woh meri DUA ke saath
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Kitni masoom khawahish ha us deewani larrki ki,
Chahti hai k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.
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Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..
Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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