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LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
240 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
158 chars (1 sms)
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
173 chars (2 sms)
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
217 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
167 chars (2 sms)
Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
170 chars (2 sms)
hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
142 chars (1 sms)
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
145 chars (1 sms)
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
170 chars (2 sms)
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
157 chars (1 sms)
Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K Jaam Mein Zehar hai Lekin.!
Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na Skay… !
119 chars (1 sms)
Waqt Badalta Hai Zindagi Ke Sath Zindagi Badalti Hai Mohabbat Ke Sath Mohabbat Nahi Badalti Apno Ke Sath Bas Apne Badal Jate Hain Waqt Ke Sath,
145 chars (1 sms)
Hijar Tara ab Doob Chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi
Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le Chal Apnay Sath WaSi
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Yun Hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi
Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi
Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath Chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi
Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
617 chars (4 sms)
PyAr Se ChaHe ArMaaN MaaNg Lo
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RuThkar ChAhe MuSkAan MaaNg Lo
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Bus TaMaNna Yeh Hai Ki Na DeNa
Kabhi DhoKha /
Fir HaNskar ChAhe JAAN MAaNg Lo.
149 chars (1 sms)
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
137 chars (1 sms)