Search Results for 'Ab'
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
233 chars (2 sms)
MOHABBAT!
jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.
jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.
MOHABBAT
jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.
jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.
MOHABBAT.
jis ke bagher insaan bemool.
MOHABBAT.
jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.
her shey her rung ko.
347 chars (3 sms)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
146 chars (1 sms)
Kisi ko tum chaho aur woh tumhein thukra day,
Yeh uski badnaseebi hai. Koi tumhein na chahey
aur tum usse zaberdasti apna banana chaho,
ye tumhare nafs ki zillat hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
182 chars (2 sms)
Ikhtiyar, taqat aur daulat milne par log badaltey nahin
balkey be-naqaab ho jatey hein
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
103 chars (1 sms)
Jab aankhein nafs ki pasandeeda cheezein dekhnein lagein
to dil anjaam say andha ho jata hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
109 chars (1 sms)
Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship
756 chars (5 sms)
Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,
Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein
92 chars (1 sms)
ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein
kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein
khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz
kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
177 chars (2 sms)
ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein
kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein
khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz
kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
177 chars (2 sms)
Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.
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Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
160 chars (1 sms)
English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
147 chars (1 sms)
Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"
"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"
"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"
"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"
"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"
"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"
"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"
"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
263 chars (2 sms)