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"It''s A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
And It''s The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made
A Mistake In Letting Him Go."
163 chars (2 sms)
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My feelings
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Loding..
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Result: - Missing You:-)
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Do U Know???
The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??
1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?
& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.
172 chars (2 sms)
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
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A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
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Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
"Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
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tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,
Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
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A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
165 chars (2 sms)
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!
SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
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1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..
WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich..
124 chars (1 sms)