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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
165 chars (2 sms)
dus hijar di koi had meno.
toun fair milain ga kad menoon.
tu hr kisey day naal rawain.
tey yaad kerain behad menoon.
muk jaan hayatti dey dukhrre.
aa kol mere ya sud menoon.
180 chars (2 sms)
akhan lard diya nein pyar honda aey, aeh kee khaid yaar honda wey,
jeh chalda wus tey landa jind na terey, par har kissey dey kol kadoon ihtiar honda wey
158 chars (1 sms)
na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,
kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,
aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)
214 chars (2 sms)
me mangi se maut rabb toh, usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..
56 chars (1 sms)
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
133 chars (1 sms)
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
113 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
58 chars (1 sms)
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??
( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )
Ans :
Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
292 chars (2 sms)
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???
Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
297 chars (2 sms)
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???
Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
297 chars (2 sms)
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???
Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
199 chars (2 sms)
Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????
Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
168 chars (2 sms)
Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???
Ans 9 : LIFT Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???
Ans 9 : LIFT
182 chars (2 sms)
Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111
270 chars (2 sms)