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7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai
Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain
Ab Maze Hi Maze ....
Geo Musharaf
198 chars (2 sms)
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
165 chars (2 sms)
In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
138 chars (1 sms)
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
116 chars (1 sms)
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay
GEO MUSHARRAF
tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia
GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
187 chars (2 sms)
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
171 chars (2 sms)
Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si
Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00
Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me
31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!
Jeeney Do
Musharaf
305 chars (2 sms)
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
228 chars (2 sms)
Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
160 chars (1 sms)
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
''Kyu Maar Dia''
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''
Jeenay Do Musharaf
285 chars (2 sms)
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
433 chars (3 sms)
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
139 chars (1 sms)
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
454 chars (3 sms)
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.
To..
Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,
Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,
Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,
Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
235 chars (2 sms)
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,
The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.
But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,
All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.
Leadership Matters...
A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
259 chars (2 sms)