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Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.
WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.
Kitab k Front page K Liey
Kitab ka Naam hai
QABAR KA AZAB.
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Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..
TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..
G Basheer g
Basheer G...!!
Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
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Soowar ke bachhe!
Ullo ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
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American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai
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Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
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The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
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Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa
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Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...
Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...
Jab dekho tab Hansti thee
Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...
Usi Basti ki lagti ho
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Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai...!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
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LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
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No matter how high da sky is
How deep da ocean is
How strong da wind is
How wide da river is
I jus want 2 tell U
They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
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Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
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Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour!
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