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1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
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Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
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Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?
kuch dhoondh rahe ho?
shayad sms..
yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
201 chars (2 sms)
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
157 chars (1 sms)
10 things i like in u.
1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya
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kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
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KOI AUR HI HOGA
236 chars (2 sms)
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...
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SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
160 chars (1 sms)
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,
mood ho tab baat karte ho.
Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,
ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho
150 chars (1 sms)
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.
162 chars (2 sms)
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
150 chars (1 sms)
Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?
152 chars (1 sms)
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
147 chars (1 sms)