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TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:
Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.
Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,
Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
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Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao
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Dozakh
Main
Shaitano
Ne
Ehtijaj
Ker
Rakha Hai
K Humare
Us
Dost
Ko
B
Giriftaar
Kia
Jaye
Jo
Is
Waqt
Zameen
Per
Azad
Ghoom
Raha Hai
Aur
"NAIK"
Logon
K
SmS
Parh
Hai...... :P
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One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
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One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
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Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
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Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=
I''ve done my part.. :->
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Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah
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Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
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BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
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A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
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U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas
That''s From My Heart . . . .
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Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
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