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neend se kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar
qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta....
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Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
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Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
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id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
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Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
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Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
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Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
145 chars (1 sms)
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
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Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
261 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
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We live in a "COUNTRY"
1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.
2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free
3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.
4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon
5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.
Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN
456 chars (3 sms)
Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..
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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
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May Allah showers his endless blessings on you on your birthday amen
Happy Birthday to you
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