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Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!
173 chars (2 sms)
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
135 chars (1 sms)
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
157 chars (1 sms)
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai....... :P:P
191 chars (2 sms)
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...
HARPIC Use Krne ka...
165 chars (2 sms)
"AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain............. Woh kya hoti hai?
145 chars (1 sms)
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
151 chars (1 sms)
molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
185 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
189 chars (2 sms)
Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
179 chars (2 sms)
Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...
yeh le...
) " (
/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o
kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!
135 chars (1 sms)
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
183 chars (2 sms)
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
147 chars (1 sms)
New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
159 chars (1 sms)
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
185 chars (2 sms)