Search Results for 'Ali'
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
179 chars (2 sms)
Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
247 chars (2 sms)
Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It's not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROW is important.
158 chars (1 sms)
Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,
Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!
103 chars (1 sms)
ye kooche ye neelaam_ghar
dil_kashii ke
ye luTate hue kaarawaaN
zindagii ke
kahaaN hai kahaaN hai
muhaafiz Khudii ke sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai ye pur_peNch galiyaaN ye
beKhwaab baazaar
ye gum_naam raahii ye sikkoN
kii jhankaar
ye ismat ke saude ye saudoN
pe takaraar sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai ta'ffun se pur_neem roshan ye
galiyaaN
ye masalii hu_ii adh khulii zard
kaliyaaN
ye bikatii hu_ii khokalii rang-
raliyaaN sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai zaraa mulk ke rahbaroN ko
bulaao
ye galiyaaN ye kooche ye
manzar dikhaao
sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq ko laao
sanaa Khwaan-e-taqdii s-e- mashriq kahaaN hai
682 chars (5 sms)
Kisi Insaan ne KOYaL se pucha:
Tu kali na hoti to kitni achi hoti.
SMANDAR se pucha:
Tu Khaara na hota to kitna acha hota.
GULAB se pucha:
Tujh par kanty na hoty to kitna acha hota.
3ino ne Jawaab dia:
Ay Insaan tujh men dusron k Aeb dhundny ki adat na hoti to Kitna Acha Hota..... GOOD MORNING
314 chars (2 sms)
last night while lying on my bed
Looking at the ceiling
I realized I realized
If you would not be there, I would lost all the joys of my life"
143 chars (1 sms)
nend aati hi nahi aankhon ki dehlizon tk
khali reh jata h aksar ye makan sham ke bad
85 chars (1 sms)
Har chehre par guman uska tha
basa na saka khali makan uska tha
lakho dard mit gaye dilse lekin
jo mit na saka wo ek naam uska tha..!!
137 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
145 chars (1 sms)
Jab insaan k jism se roh nikali jati hai to wo itni buri tarah se aawazen nikalta he k sath wala dar k mary mar jaye.
117 chars (1 sms)
You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,
You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,
You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,
For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(Khalil Jibran)
343 chars (3 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
118 chars (1 sms)
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
172 chars (2 sms)