Search Results for 'Ali'
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
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hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
142 chars (1 sms)
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
104 chars (1 sms)
Hijar Tara ab Doob Chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi
Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le Chal Apnay Sath WaSi
...
Yun Hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi
Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi
Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath Chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi
Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
617 chars (4 sms)
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
261 chars (2 sms)
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo
pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
143 chars (1 sms)
'Imam Ali Raza a.s. Said:
"To be patient in the face of hardships
is a virtue but to refrain from forbidden deeds is a greater one."'
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'Insan khud qabil-e-aithibar nahi hota, bal k uska kirdar aur uski sachai usay qabil-e-aithibar banati hay (Hazrat Ali A.S.)'
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'Sari Ummat min sab say ziada baseerat wala vo shakhs hay jo Allah k deen min sab say ziada naseehat kare. (Imam Ali Raza A.S.)'
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zindagi ustad se b ziyada sakht hoti he
ustad pahle sabaq deta he phir imtehan leta he
lekin zindagi pahle imtehan leti he phr sabq deti he...............
by hazrat Ali
170 chars (2 sms)
Allah Ki Rehmat Pe
Yaqeen Is Qadr Rkho
K Ager Tumhe Malom
Ho K Puri Dunya,
Jahanum MEin Jay Gi
Sawaye Aik K To Umeed
Rakho Wo Tum Ho.
“Hazrat ALI R.S”
150 chars (1 sms)
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
489 chars (4 sms)
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
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Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)