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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
148 chars (1 sms)
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
128 chars (1 sms)
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!
370 chars (3 sms)
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
168 chars (2 sms)
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
156 chars (1 sms)
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
147 chars (1 sms)
Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..
it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
150 chars (1 sms)
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
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Pati: What’s hypnotism?
Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.
Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
141 chars (1 sms)
Load Shedding K Fawaaid:
Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat
(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
279 chars (2 sms)
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi
LOAD SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay
155 chars (1 sms)