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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
553 chars (4 sms)
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
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A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
168 chars (2 sms)
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
244 chars (2 sms)
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
sub tarron se dosti kar aye
ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae
Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
149 chars (1 sms)
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
129 chars (1 sms)
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
86 chars (1 sms)
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
152 chars (1 sms)
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
116 chars (1 sms)
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??
158 chars (1 sms)
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
144 chars (1 sms)
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msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
170 chars (2 sms)
Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat
Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho
150 chars (1 sms)
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
117 chars (1 sms)
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
164 chars (2 sms)