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Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
162 chars (2 sms)
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
154 chars (1 sms)
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
148 chars (1 sms)
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
227 chars (2 sms)
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
197 chars (2 sms)
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
244 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
158 chars (1 sms)
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
162 chars (2 sms)
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD
140 chars (1 sms)
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
167 chars (2 sms)
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larki jo Pyar de
1 Larki jo acha khana banaye
1 larki jo paisa kamaye
Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
169 chars (2 sms)
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
171 chars (2 sms)
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
''THANDA MATLAB''
Coca-Cola
157 chars (1 sms)
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
146 chars (1 sms)
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
Poor girls
My Money
Rich Girls
My Debit card
Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
149 chars (1 sms)