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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
195 chars (2 sms)
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
257 chars (2 sms)
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
191 chars (2 sms)
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
151 chars (1 sms)
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon
sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
129 chars (1 sms)
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye
* CHAND *Or * TARAY *
Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k
* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
148 chars (1 sms)
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
161 chars (2 sms)
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
168 chars (2 sms)
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
Kion Nahi Karain.?
Kion K,
Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?
Kion.?
ARAY BHAi!
''WAFA''
OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..
183 chars (2 sms)
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
169 chars (2 sms)
If u r inteligentAns these
1-China kis mulk mein hai?
2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai
3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?
4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
171 chars (2 sms)
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
But
I can''t be with u always.
So
plz,Take Care of yourself
when
U jump from 1 tree 2another.
172 chars (2 sms)
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
157 chars (1 sms)