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There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
523 chars (4 sms)
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
445 chars (3 sms)
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
195 chars (2 sms)
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
295 chars (2 sms)
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
295 chars (2 sms)
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
337 chars (3 sms)
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...
1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..
2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
183 chars (2 sms)
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
409 chars (3 sms)
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
152 chars (1 sms)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
143 chars (1 sms)
Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
193 chars (2 sms)
Sushmita Sen
00919821420167
Bipasha Basu
009193164574
Malika Sherawat
00919822923242
Karina Kapoor
00919874572585
Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
220 chars (2 sms)
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki
Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
143 chars (1 sms)
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
314 chars (2 sms)