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Wonderful couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Roses & love
Fish & water
My SmS & ur smile
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I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Aarzo
Se
Na
Udasion
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Khuloos
se
Pyar
Se
Bare
Ehtram
Se
Poray
Dil
Se
"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
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Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????
Ans: SHADI......
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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
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Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
156 chars (1 sms)
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
132 chars (1 sms)
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
145 chars (1 sms)
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
maa se ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqqaddas
bhai se ho to aqeedat
behen se ho to farz
aur
b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
200 chars (2 sms)
aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
644 chars (5 sms)
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
120 chars (1 sms)
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
174 chars (2 sms)