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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
421 chars (3 sms)
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
252 chars (2 sms)
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
165 chars (2 sms)
Dil me Tum
Dharkn me Tum
Asman me Tm
Zamen me Tum
Ankhon me Tum
Jahan dekho
Tum hi Tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.
JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???
Any Guesses
Don’t Know
He Calls It
My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?
ANS : - TABU!!!!
Confused. . . ?
Why. . . ?
Ok I''l Tell U. . .
Because.
Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
259 chars (2 sms)
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
141 chars (1 sms)
Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne Se App
SHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge
Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 Sms Kerne Se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P
162 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pyari Si Surat
Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Jheel C Aankhain
Kuch Meethi Baatain
Ek Nazu Ada
Kuch Masti Kuch Maza
Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda
Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..
Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
467 chars (3 sms)
This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret ;->
221 chars (2 sms)
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..
Think..
Say this fast in American accent.
"There was a cold day!" ;->
191 chars (2 sms)