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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
124 chars (1 sms)
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
166 chars (2 sms)
1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
274 chars (2 sms)
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai
Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?
Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
265 chars (2 sms)
SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
" HOUSE FULL "
142 chars (1 sms)
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
169 chars (2 sms)
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
172 chars (2 sms)
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
199 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
190 chars (2 sms)
Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.
92 chars (1 sms)
itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...
86 chars (1 sms)
Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...
133 chars (1 sms)
Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!
314 chars (2 sms)