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A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..
AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
166 chars (2 sms)
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
178 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
295 chars (2 sms)
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
146 chars (1 sms)
SANIA MIRZA Details:
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Weight: 56 Kg
Height: 165 Cm
Colour: Normal
Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.
Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
190 chars (2 sms)
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
166 chars (2 sms)
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.
So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
260 chars (2 sms)
A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond
Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".
The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,
So You''ll Have To Save Them".
161 chars (2 sms)
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?
Guess?
Guess?
Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
145 chars (1 sms)
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"
Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."
Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"
Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
302 chars (2 sms)
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
145 chars (1 sms)
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
145 chars (1 sms)
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
Loading . .
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Wait Yar
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90%
Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main
100%
Loading Complete
0321-000-000-0
Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On
0300-000-000-0
317 chars (2 sms)
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
165 chars (2 sms)
What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked
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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->
149 chars (1 sms)