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Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
337 chars (3 sms)
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
164 chars (2 sms)
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
170 chars (2 sms)
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
167 chars (2 sms)
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat
Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
185 chars (2 sms)
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",
Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",
Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"
Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
153 chars (1 sms)
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
141 chars (1 sms)
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
154 chars (1 sms)
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
267 chars (2 sms)
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
140 chars (1 sms)
Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
315 chars (2 sms)
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
393 chars (3 sms)
Phoolo ko phool pasand he
Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he
kisi ki pasand se hame kya
hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he
wah wah
170 chars (2 sms)
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
166 chars (2 sms)
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
160 chars (1 sms)