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Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
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Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
165 chars (2 sms)
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
169 chars (2 sms)
Hello Ji..
Haan Ji..
Ji Ji..
Really
Phir
Sachi
Acha Kese?
G Haan
Kiya
Oh Nahee Ji
"Sorry Wrong Number"
133 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
174 chars (2 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
133 chars (1 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
Save Water
Take Bath
With
Neighbours Daughter
81 chars (1 sms)
Feeling Sad?
Then Imagine
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Im Wid U
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Now U Happy?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
173 chars (2 sms)
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"
Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
148 chars (1 sms)
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
149 chars (1 sms)
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"
Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua
Light Na jaye ... ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
Never Attend A Class
Why ... ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"
So Dun Be Dull ... =)
174 chars (2 sms)
LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.
452 chars (3 sms)