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Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
154 chars (1 sms)
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,
His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?
Boy:Yes,i am.
Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
245 chars (2 sms)
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
145 chars (1 sms)
Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.
102 chars (1 sms)
Your B”thday Is A Day Set Aside Just To Celebrate You,
A Day To Shower You With Attention And Appreciate Your
Gudness And Warmth, In My Own,I Celebrate You The Rest
Of The Year,Too For You Are A Very Rare Person And Special
Friend And I Thank You For Being The Wonderful Part Of My World..
Happy B”thday My 4ever Friend..
326 chars (3 sms)
Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,
Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,
“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,
Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.
304 chars (2 sms)
Kon Kehta Hye Teri Yad Se Bekhaber Hoon.
Faraz
So Bhi Jaon To Tere Khwab Jaga Detay Hain.
89 chars (1 sms)
Nigahen Us Pe Parti Hain
Jis Se Kuch Ta’aluk Ho “Faraz”
Har Shakhs Mohabat Ki Nigah
Se Dekha Nahi Jata….!
107 chars (1 sms)
Dil k zakham lafzon mein kahan milte hein,
Dil chahe jis ko aise log kahan milte hein,
Bohat aasan hai Dil tor dena,
Jo dil jorr saken aise log kahan milte hein.
164 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
155 chars (1 sms)
Tumse mumkin ho to rok lo saansein hamari,
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Dil jo dharkega to tum yaad aaogy.
83 chars (1 sms)
Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,
Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
117 chars (1 sms)
Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,
Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,
Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,
Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.
398 chars (3 sms)
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
172 chars (2 sms)
Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,
Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,
Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,
Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,
Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,
Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,
Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,
Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,
KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,
Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,
Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,
Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
434 chars (3 sms)