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Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
154 chars (1 sms)
Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke
Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke
Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke
532 chars (4 sms)
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
173 chars (2 sms)
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.
Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,
Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?
Wife:Haan.
Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
397 chars (3 sms)
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.
Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....
Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
164 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
156 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"
Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.
Teacher:What is this ?
Student:Ladies First
166 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
123 chars (1 sms)
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
140 chars (1 sms)
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
162 chars (2 sms)
Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…
113 chars (1 sms)
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
160 chars (1 sms)
" Ikhlaaq "
woh cheez hai jis ki Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti.
Han magar iss se her insaan Khareeda ja sakta hai.....!!!
Good night
138 chars (1 sms)
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
481 chars (4 sms)
Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain
Happy Pakistan Day
Long Live Pakistan
‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’
There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…
374 chars (3 sms)