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Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.
370 chars (3 sms)
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
163 chars (2 sms)
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
366 chars (3 sms)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
161 chars (2 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.
137 chars (1 sms)
Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ?
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Socho....
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Socho
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur kya ?
173 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
170 chars (2 sms)
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
361 chars (3 sms)
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
349 chars (3 sms)
"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERA Tha, Tu MERA Hai, Tu MERA Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!
393 chars (3 sms)
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!
317 chars (2 sms)
din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..
us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya
meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho
after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.
where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.
usi waqt usky dost ka message aya
kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.
Boy smile,
His eyes closed
His Heart stops
And he died...
Result:- Friend better then Lovers.
Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)
494 chars (4 sms)