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'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
148 chars (1 sms)
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
444 chars (3 sms)
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
152 chars (1 sms)
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam
Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!
Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan
Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai
TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
417 chars (3 sms)
Best Message for Youth:
"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
103 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
135 chars (1 sms)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
155 chars (1 sms)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
152 chars (1 sms)
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
136 chars (1 sms)
True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
...n
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around...!!
165 chars (2 sms)
~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~
A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"
Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?
Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?
307 chars (2 sms)
To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...
1. Insult...
2. Opposition...
...
3. Acceptance...
Fools Stop At The 1st..
Losers Stop At The 2nd..
WINNERS Cross The 3rd...
196 chars (2 sms)
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai
Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,
Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,
Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai
Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
448 chars (3 sms)
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,
Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,
Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,
Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi
Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,
Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,
Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,
Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,
Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!
Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,
Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,
Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey
Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!
Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai
Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
667 chars (5 sms)
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...
Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..
Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,
Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
480 chars (3 sms)