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Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
154 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
144 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
279 chars (2 sms)
Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
443 chars (3 sms)
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
299 chars (2 sms)
Boy: I wanna see you,I miss you.
Girl: I miss you too
Boy: Wanna hang out??
Girl : Of course Where?
Boy: In your arms....!!! ?
126 chars (1 sms)
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
120 chars (1 sms)
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein
aisey he nahi pagal khane bane
Aaj,
Raat,
Thik, 12, Baje
, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
240 chars (2 sms)
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?
421 chars (3 sms)
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
257 chars (2 sms)
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi
Internet te ho gayi sagaayi
Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
188 chars (2 sms)
in your eyes, i dont see any love anymore
you are the one i need
and am not the one you are looking for
i begged you before i leave
keep me close, i am so naive
......you pushed me out
and you closed the door
216 chars (2 sms)
I saw in a bird the instinct of love
And in her daughter I saw the Need
Her mother is the only source
By which she can feed
And I need you, in your land there was my seed
......So why cruelty is the only thing in your eyes
That I can read
246 chars (2 sms)
Blindfold me I don't care
as long as my heart can see
Chain me I don't mind
as long as my soul is free
Shut me up I'm not scared
......as long as my mind can speak
Place those palms on my ears
Damn it man don't you know
that I could still hear
I will proove to you
that I HAVE NO FEAR
NO FEAR
I'M A WOMAN
317 chars (2 sms)
When the sunrays hit your eyes
Making the world so bright
And you still see the world
As dark as one sad dark night
When you try to breathe...
...new air of a new era
and the fact is around your neck,
holding it so tight
this is when you know that your life
has changed totally but you dont know
is it a change from right to left
or left to right
from white to black
or.. from black to white.......
414 chars (3 sms)