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Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
150 chars (1 sms)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:
BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.
171 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
210 chars (2 sms)
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
139 chars (1 sms)
Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”
152 chars (1 sms)
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
162 chars (2 sms)
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
240 chars (2 sms)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
168 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
158 chars (1 sms)
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
139 chars (1 sms)
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
173 chars (2 sms)
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
217 chars (2 sms)
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
159 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
167 chars (2 sms)