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1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
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Le Kar Sitaron Ko Ye Raat ayi Hy
Ankhon Men Hazaron Khwab Layi Hy
In Khwabon Men Tum Chupky Se Kho Jao
Off Karo Light Or Dheery Se So jao
*GOOD NiGHT
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"Wo hum se khafa hain
k hum dosron ko dekh kr Q muskuraty hain"
"WASI"
"koi un se Bhi to poochey
K wo har ik ki surat mei hamein Q nazar aaty hain.
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Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha
Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
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Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....
Tu Ne Us Dil Pe Hukumat Ki Hai........!!
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Ab na ho Qabool to Qismat ki baat hai ?
Aameen Keh rahain hain Woh meri DUA ke saath
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Kitni masoom khawahish ha us deewani larrki ki,
Chahti hai k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.
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Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain
Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !
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Us ki yaadein bhi kitni ajeeb hein...
Ke mujhe dard bhi deti hein aur rahat bhi...
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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
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Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..
Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
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Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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