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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
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SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
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Allah Ki Rehmat Pe
Yaqeen Is Qadr Rkho
K Ager Tumhe Malom
Ho K Puri Dunya,
Jahanum MEin Jay Gi
Sawaye Aik K To Umeed
Rakho Wo Tum Ho.
“Hazrat ALI R.S”
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A Mistake Increase
Your Experience And
Experience Decreases
Your Mistake. If You
Learn From Your Mistakes,
Then Other Will Learn
From Your Success.
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Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...
hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-
1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.
2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.
3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.
4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.
5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
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Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…
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"Ignorance Up to a specfic time
will rise your value
But,
When it is adopted as a habbit
It Will make Others to Ignore you"
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Tusi savery savery
Kinay “Sweet”
Kinay “Pyary”
Kinay “Masoom”
Kinay “Zaheen”
Kinay “Shareef”
Tay Kinay “Sohnay”
banday da msg parh rahy ho…
*GOOD MORNING
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Good morning.
“Subah ka ujaala sadaa saath ho,
“Har din har pal apke liye khaas ho,
“Dil se duaa nikalti hai aapke liye,
“Saari khushiyaa aapke paas ho.
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*>Ultimate Truth<*
"Its very easy to say that i am busy
when some one needs you...
But its very painful to hear.
" i a m busy"
When you need some one.
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FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
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"kaisa waqt a gaya hai osei fursat he
nahi mujhei yad karne ki
.
.
kabhi wohi shakhs meri hi sansoon se jiya krta tha"
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Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!
So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
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