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There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .
You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
166 chars (2 sms)
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
145 chars (1 sms)
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....
RyTe..???
Isn''t It.....???
Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...
IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .
In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
171 chars (2 sms)
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..
Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
154 chars (1 sms)
WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?
GuEsS..
pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../
hE wUd siNG.../
KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re
189 chars (2 sms)
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
143 chars (1 sms)
Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
547 chars (4 sms)
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
152 chars (1 sms)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
145 chars (1 sms)
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.
Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE
wit me!
Boy: SHUT UP,
U made my pocket empty....
171 chars (2 sms)