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Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
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Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.
I Hope u Agree with me with this...
So....
Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
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A reasent studdi haz shon
dat peepal hoo aar werry
gudd lukeeng aar werry
baddd att spallings... ......... .
Vatt iz yorr
opeeneun???? ?
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kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...
school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
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Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
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Wonderful couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Roses & love
Fish & water
My SmS & ur smile
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I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Aarzo
Se
Na
Udasion
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Khuloos
se
Pyar
Se
Bare
Ehtram
Se
Poray
Dil
Se
"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
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