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Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
But
Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
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SEX!!!
Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
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Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
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Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life
Her side
and
Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
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Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
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Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
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If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
Who Cares?? ..... ;->
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
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Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya
Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya
Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->
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What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
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