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God Is Very Kind To Women. . .
The Older They Get, The Weaker Get Their Eyesight. So That They Look In The Mirror And Say :
" I Still Look As Good As I Was 10 Years Ago . . . "
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Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
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'' Happy Teachers Day "
Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
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Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
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Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....
jaise...
jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
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close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
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1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
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Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....
lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....
woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...
agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??
arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
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Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
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mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
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Hanso
Cheeko
Chillao
Uchlo Koodo
Seetiyan Maaro
Abu Ko Bataoo
Ami Ko Bataoo
Elaan Karwao
Bhangra Paao
Khush Ho Jao
K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
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What Is B.E. . . .
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
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