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Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
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Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
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Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "
I may fall as
" Tears "
Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
" MIND "
Because
Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
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Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!
POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .
RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .
BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
214 chars (2 sms)
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
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10 things i like about you :-
1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart
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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
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Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...
Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....
Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...
ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->
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Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
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Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
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The Secret Of Staying Young
Is To
Live Honestly. . .
Eat Slowly. . .
&
Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
157 chars (1 sms)
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?
Think. . . . . .
Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?
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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->
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Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
441 chars (3 sms)
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /
Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "
The Girl Said : " NO . . "
Then . . .
They Live . . .
Happy Ever After . . . ;->
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