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I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I TALK U
All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-
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Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
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Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
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Catch Her By Her Waist. . .
Bring Her Home. . .
Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .
Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .
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Have A Nice. . .
Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
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Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
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Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
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TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"
STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .
TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!
STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
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Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do
kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
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If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
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