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Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Dil me Tum
Dharkn me Tum
Asman me Tm
Zamen me Tum
Ankhon me Tum
Jahan dekho
Tum hi Tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.
JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?
GUESS!
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???
Any Guesses
Don’t Know
He Calls It
My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?
ANS : - TABU!!!!
Confused. . . ?
Why. . . ?
Ok I''l Tell U. . .
Because.
Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
259 chars (2 sms)
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
141 chars (1 sms)
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary
But. . .
Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .
So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
True Quote. . .
A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .
&
A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .
Strange But True. . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
467 chars (3 sms)
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..
Think..
Say this fast in American accent.
"There was a cold day!" ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
179 chars (2 sms)