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Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
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Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
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There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
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Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
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If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
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Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
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It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where
It''s PRAYER
God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
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Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.
Bura maan Liya
Okay.
Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool
Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
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Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
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A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .
"Monopoly Is Always Damaging
&
Competition Improves Services... " ....
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Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
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Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Behre k Haath Me "Radio"
Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"
Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile
Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
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