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Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay
Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay
Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
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BeTwEeN A 1000
YesTerDayz & A mI||iOn
ToMmOrOwz, TheRe''s
On|y 1 ToDaY....
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I WuDn''t |eT DiX DaY
PaSs WiDoUt SaYiNg DiX To U...
ThnX For Being Wid Me .... :)
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!! !
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->
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Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
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Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
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Special Offer! Now get daily 500 FREE MINUTES!
This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->
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Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
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Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
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DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
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Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
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Life is chemistry:
Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
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You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
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A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->
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Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour.............
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Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI
UMER GUZAR CHUKI
HAI PLZ !!!
TRY AGAIN...>>>>
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