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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
146 chars (1 sms)
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
134 chars (1 sms)
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
107 chars (1 sms)
Balance Rs 00.00
Please recharge your account.
!!ONE TIME OFFER!!
Recharge your account free!!! Dial 03453053967 and say "FREE RECHARGE". Talk time worth Rs 250
164 chars (2 sms)
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
141 chars (1 sms)
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
141 chars (1 sms)
Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::
154 chars (1 sms)
Urgent mSg...
Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.
Soch Kya Raha Hain?
Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P
KArAchi RoCk3rS
197 chars (2 sms)
Mujhy
Tum
Se
P....
Py....
Pya........
Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..
kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
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