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Girls are like phones. . . .
We love to be held. . .
Talked too. . .
But
if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
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YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
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Masroofiat ?
Kanjoosi ?
Ghurbat ?
La-Parwahi ?
Narazgi ?
Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?
Mobile Ki Kharabi ?
Alfaz Ki Qillat ?
Nakhre ?
Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
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5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
150 chars (1 sms)
Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
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Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
154 chars (1 sms)
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab
Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas
Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
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Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
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Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
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U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.
154 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
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Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
212 chars (2 sms)
G-Ghost
I- In
R-Real
L-Life
So Avoid Girls & Forwrd Their Numbers To Me. . .
Dont Worry About My Life I''m A Proffesional. . . .
" GHOST RIDER " . . . .
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