Parent; 468 Jokes
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.
Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki apne papa ke kaam
ki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was
standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai
Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)