Search Results for 'Maa'
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
173 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
156 chars (1 sms)
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,
Chai hum pilaty nahi,
Roti ka time nahi,
Botal ka mosam nahi,
Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
183 chars (2 sms)
Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa
Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa
Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga
Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga
Lo Suno
Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.
437 chars (3 sms)
Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo.
Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.....!!!!!
104 chars (1 sms)
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
167 chars (2 sms)
Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,
Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,
“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,
Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.
304 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
155 chars (1 sms)
1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile kahan tha?
Kabhi to apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.
109 chars (1 sms)
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.
Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
175 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
179 chars (2 sms)
Tamaam din khud ko “SAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai
“Dost ”
Shaam ko us ki “YADAIN” mujhy phir tor diti hain..!!!
115 chars (1 sms)
1:WAZU KAR K SONA
2: BISTER JHARNA
3: DAHINI KRWAT PR SONA
4: TAHAJJUD & FAJIR K LEA JAGNE KI NEYAT KRNA
5: PEHLA KALMA
6: AYAT UL KURSA
7: SUB KO MAAF KR K SONA
8: SONAY KI DUA PRH K SONA
ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WAA AHYA.
HAR RAAT HM EK DUSRAY KO GOOD NIGHT K MSGS KRTY HAIN, AJ YE FWD KAREIN.
308 chars (2 sms)
U R My
" DAWLANCE "
{ Q k dawlance reliable hai }
My
" PEL "
{ Aj B Kal B }
M Ur
" SUFI "
{ Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka }
Our Relationship Like
" KISAN "
{ Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }
196 chars (2 sms)
Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!
316 chars (2 sms)